I already feel tired and its 1:00

this is gonna be a long day

loki-dokey:

snuffysbox:

twenty4mixtapes:

…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.

“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.” 

#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.

i just love tom hanks

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Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Juan

Tumblr Name: Begged-stolen-borrowed

Nickname(s):faggot, jr

Birthday: September 14th 1992

Relationship Status: Single looking to mingle! (this is why i am single)

Random fact about you: I’m wanted in two states for different charges. murder in alabama and sexual harrassment of a DMV employee. also I poop in mailboxes, its a fettish

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THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.

its-annette-yooo:

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

Hmm go for it.

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dayofthebaphomets:

This will never not be funny to me. 

dayofthebaphomets:

This will never not be funny to me. 

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16/100 → jenna fischer

16/100 → jenna fischer

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First look at Danai Gurira as Michonne in the upcoming third season of The Walking Dead

First look at Danai Gurira as Michonne in the upcoming third season of The Walking Dead

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somewhat-damaged:

Gorillaz | O Green World

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