I already feel tired and its 1:00
this is gonna be a long day
(via privateeinstein)
(via trvp-goddess)
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.
i just love tom hanks
(via coorier)
Reblog so people know who you are
Name: Juan
Tumblr Name: Begged-stolen-borrowed
Nickname(s):faggot, jr
Birthday: September 14th 1992
Relationship Status: Single looking to mingle! (this is why i am single)
Random fact about you: I’m wanted in two states for different charges. murder in alabama and sexual harrassment of a DMV employee. also I poop in mailboxes, its a fettish
(Source: mstrueimage, via thegirlwhofellout)
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
Hmm go for it.
(Source: purem0rning)
(Source: taraandthechocolatefactory, via thegirlwhofellout)
16/100 → jenna fischer
(via dundermifflinscranton)
(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via mattfoundglory)
(Source: fyeahout-of-contextcomics, via heyshaeshae)
First look at Danai Gurira as Michonne in the upcoming third season of The Walking Dead
(Source: christianbaled)
(Source: whyabigsuit, via mmmsimpsons)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
